Failed Business Opportunity

The other day I stumbled upon a leaflet from the Puritan Fellowship. I was very excited by the opening:

"How would you feel if your Thought Life was to be shown on National TV? What if a scientist told you that your every thought from the day you were born has been recorded and will be shown tonight on National TV? And not only that, but a website will flash across the screen during the program, directing all your friends and family to where they can watch all your thoughts about them."


There then followed some stuff about God or something, but I didn't muck about reading any of that. Time is so easy to waste away, so I immediately sent an e-mail to Kev Williams, apparently the genius behind Middleton Puritan Fellowship:


Thought Life‏


13/11/2010


From: Ollie Menham (olliemenham@live.co.uk)

Sent: 13 November 2010 05:02:13

To: kevwilliams@hotmail.de


Dear sir,



I read with interest the recent pamphlet concerning your group's invention of a mind-reading device that would allow a person's innermost thoughts to be broadcast on National TV. I have several close contacts who work for the BBC who would be very interested in procuring the rights to use this device. Please could you e-mail details of how much it might cost to buy out-right, and indeed any vested concerns. There is an opportunity here for you and I and selected others to make some real money from this, considering the decline of most so-called 'reality' TV into a miasma of public apathy and general ludicrissitude. I hope this e-mail does not find you late, although I understand you are a Christian organisation.



Thanking you in advance for what may be a highly profitable movement.



Oliver Menham BSC

Think Crosswise Ltd

 
 
 
 
 
I think the lack of response is a real shame, and casts doubt on just how 'Christian' this selfish fucker is.